Thursday, December 31, 2009

New Year Resolutions

My new year resolutions are not many, considering that last year's list was longer than the yarns of a self-absorbed, senile neighbour. So here goes.
1. Try to keep new year resolutions. (That's never happening)
2. Keep writing this blog even if nobody reads it in my lifetime.
3. Try not to sink into the throes of depression.
4. Breathe regularly
That's about it. Happy new year and good luck with keeping your resolutions, and no, those extra 500 pounds are here to stay.

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